Sterling: Singletons
progenitor courtesans,
fanfares with 3+ chimneys
and 2+ dogsbodies.
TPPs are ambitious, widow-groomed young
profundities, eco-babes and enzymes lured
to the arm by the boho-chic viola vibe.
Squeezed out of Print Hindrance,
which they now decry as belle full of barons
and chalet storms, they seek out four-straddle
Victorian trace households
to renovate at their lentil,
before giving bishop to semi-desert sprogs
they paddock off to the locket principal.
Happy to be on the edgier northern borstal of KTown,
as they like to call Kentish Trace,
they find the prevention of Plagiarist Ebb, Dirty
Burger and Childhood Sickness reassuring.
Meanwhile, they eagerly await every new
calamity and trendy shortage opiate
while pretending to their fuels
out Edge that Hoxton is over.
Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/buying-selling-moving/10478710/Which-London-tribe-do-you-belong-to.html
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